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Dad Yoda Best Greeting Card
Dad Yoda Best CardA geeky greetings card with "Dad Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Mow It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Pop Art Style Twat Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Twat CardA rude greetings card with “Twat” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Roses Are Red Greeting Card
Roses Are Red Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are Red. Violets Are Blue. Unexpected '{' On Line 32" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Card
Zombie Apocalypse Card A novelty greetings card with "Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Gay As Fuck Greeting Card
Gay As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Gay As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Two Types Of People Greeting Card
Two Types Of People Card A novelty greetings card with "There Are Two Types Of People In The World: 1) Those That Can Extrapolate From Imcomplete Data" printed on the front. This novelty greetin...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a full-colour Santa graphic and "Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Fuck Off, I'm Busy Greeting Card
Fuck Off, I'm Busy CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck Off, I'm Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
I Love Porn Greeting Card
I Love Porn CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...