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Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
What Am I Getting For Christmas Greeting Card
What Am I Getting For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "What Am I Getting For Christmas? Drunk. I'm Getting Fucking Drunk." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Fibonacci Greeting Card
Fibonacci Card A geeky greetings card with "Fibonacci it's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Christmas Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
Christmas Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Christmas Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Queer As Fuck Greeting Card
Queer As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Queer As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
Box of Fuck All Greeting Card
Box of Fuck All Card A rude greetings card with "This card is better than a box of fuck all wrapped up in a cunty bow!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Roses Are #ff0000 Greeting Card
Roses Are #ff0000 Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are #ff0000" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Cuntasaurus Greeting Card
Cuntasaurus Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Cuntasaurus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Bum Fun Greeting Card
Bum Fun Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Fun?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ow...
Class Of 2023 Greeting Card
Class Of 2023 Card A novelty greetings card with "Class Of 2023" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...